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Frequently Asked Questions (Because you couldn't figure it out).

How do I stop it from yelling at me?

Do your tasks. It's literally that simple. If you hit "Complete," your Compliance Score goes up and the Drill Sergeant backs off.

I accidentally chose "Sadist" and it posted to my Twitter. Can you delete it?

No. We warned you. Take the L, drink some water, and do better tomorrow.

How do I cancel my subscription?

You can cancel at any time from your Dashboard by clicking "Edit Settings" -> "Billing." But we will judge you for quitting.

Why is the app calling me a 'delulu glitch'?

Because your aura is low and you missed your medication reminder. Our proprietary generative engine scales the insults to your failure rate.