Last Updated: March 2026
We collect your email, your terrible habits, and your constant failures. We need this data to accurately roast you and determine your Compliance Score. If you connect your social media for the Sadist tier, we collect the necessary OAuth tokens to publicly shame you.
Your data is used exclusively to fuel the proprietary procedural engine that generates your personalized trauma. We do not sell your data to third parties because nobody else wants to know how bad you are at drinking water.
Your failures are secured via industry-standard encryption on the Sovereign Rig. Only you and the Drill Sergeant can see how low your aura really is (unless you authorized Social Shaming).
If you can't handle the heat and want to delete your account, you can request data deletion at any time. We will delete your account, but we will judge you for giving up.
If you have questions, too bad. (Just kidding, contact the Sovereign Fleet command via Graylight Creative).